{"product_id":"ninja-actuary-square-stickers","title":"Ninja Actuary - Square Stickers","description":"Deadpan Ninja Energy Square Stickers for stealth-mode parents and people who vibe with silent chaos. Introducing the ultimate disguise for people operating covertly in plain sight: Ninja 2004 Actuary. Yes, that's right—we've paired the most mysterious, weapon-wielding icon of pop culture with the most aggressively unsexy profession imaginable, creating a design that's so absurd it loops back to genius. It's the perfect statement for anyone quietly calculating spreadsheets while secretly plotting world domination (or at least a really well-optimized budget). Wear it and instantly become a riddle wrapped in a black mask and a sensible blazer. File this one under ninja sticker, stealth mode stickers, or sticker for ninja parents -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":56040329249073,"sku":"43094984843986586706","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":56040329281841,"sku":"20619628076983873080","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":56040329314609,"sku":"18249592634870895204","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":56040329347377,"sku":"45087470256679191752","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/14541002661815633060_2048.jpg?v=1788138859","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/ninja-actuary-square-stickers","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}