Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for people who move through the world with questionable decision-making skills. Behold: the "Ninja Appraiser" — a bold declaration that you operate in the shadows, strike with precision, and probably make way more money than anyone expects a mysterious black-clad figure to make. Part martial artist, part property assessor, entirely unhinged. This design is for anyone who's ever wanted to simultaneously intimidate and confuse people about what they actually do for a living. File this one under ninja tank top, ninja life tank, or tank top for ninjas -- basically required gear at this point.
