{"product_id":"porn-star-analytical-chemist-mouse-pad-rectangle","title":"Porn Star...Analytical Chemist - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)","description":"Cheeky \u0026amp; Irreverent Mouse Pad (Rectangle) analytical chemists with a sense of humor about their lab life. A tongue-in-cheek ode to analytical chemists everywhere—because let's face it, mastering the art of precise measurement and rigorous testing is basically a superpower that nobody actually appreciates. This design celebrates the clever folks who spend their days dissolving, measuring, and proving things while everyone else thinks they're just playing with beakers. It's the perfect design for anyone who's ever had to explain what they actually do at a dinner party and watched their audience's eyes glaze over. Whether you're calling it a analytical chemistry mouse pad, chemist humor mousepad, or mouse pad for analytical chemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":56123610431793,"sku":"10906977872412785526","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/porn-star-analytical-chemist-mouse-pad-rectangle","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}