Porn Star...Food Scientist - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for food scientists who know their way around a good pun. Because apparently 'Food Scientist' was too on-the-nose, so this design cleverly rebrands the whole gig as a 'Porn Star' — just one that's obsessed with molecular gastronomy, fermentation rates, and whether that specimen is shelf-stable. It's the kind of joke that'll get a knowing laugh from your lab crew and confused stares from literally everyone else, which is honestly the sweet spot for science humor. Yes, it's a food science baby bodysuit, scientist humor infant bodysuit, clever disguise onesie, or baby bodysuit for food scientists -- and yes, you need it.
Porn Star...Food Scientist - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99