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Delightfully Unhinged Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for food scientists who know their way around a good pun. Because apparently 'Food Scientist' was too on-the-nose, so this design cleverly rebrands the whole gig as a 'Porn Star' — just one that's obsessed with molecular gastronomy, fermentation rates, and whether that specimen is shelf-stable. It's the kind of joke that'll get a knowing laugh from your lab crew and confused stares from literally everyone else, which is honestly the sweet spot for science humor. Whether you're calling it a food science toddler shirt, scientist humor toddler tee, clever disguise kids shirt, or toddler shirt for food scientists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.