Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for food scientists who know their way around a good pun. Because apparently 'Food Scientist' was too on-the-nose, so this design cleverly rebrands the whole gig as a 'Porn Star' — just one that's obsessed with molecular gastronomy, fermentation rates, and whether that specimen is shelf-stable. It's the kind of joke that'll get a knowing laugh from your lab crew and confused stares from literally everyone else, which is honestly the sweet spot for science humor. File this one under food science tank top, scientist humor tank, or tank top for food scientists -- basically required gear at this point.
Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99