Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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$21.99
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Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Porn Star...Food Scientist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$21.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for food scientists who know their way around a good pun. Because apparently 'Food Scientist' was too on-the-nose, so this design cleverly rebrands the whole gig as a 'Porn Star' — just one that's obsessed with molecular gastronomy, fermentation rates, and whether that specimen is shelf-stable. It's the kind of joke that'll get a knowing laugh from your lab crew and confused stares from literally everyone else, which is honestly the sweet spot for science humor. Search it as a food science t-shirt, scientist humor tee, clever disguise shirt, or t-shirt for food scientists; either way, it's coming home with you.

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