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Boldly Sarcastic Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for actuaries with a sense of humor about their soul-crushing career. A hilariously honest PSA for the actuaries brave enough to admit they calculate risk for a living—and nothing says "thrilling Friday night" like bringing your work home. This design is a gentle (okay, savage) reminder that if you're even *thinking* about running actuarial tables in your pajamas, you've already lost the game. Perfect for anyone who gets genuinely excited about mortality rates and considers a spreadsheet romance. File this one under actuarial science hoodie, professional actuary hooded sweatshirt, dark humor pullover hoodie, or hoodie for actuaries -- basically required gear at this point.
Professional Actuary...Don't Try This At Home - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$38.99