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Hilariously Cautionary Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for doctors who refuse to make housecalls. A deadpan warning label for the working physician: "Professional Doctor — Don't Try This At Home." Because apparently the line between "house call" and "hostage situation" has gotten dangerously blurry. Perfect for the MD who's learned to guard their home address like it's classified intel. This isn't just funny—it's a cry for help disguised as merch. File this one under doctor humor tank top, medical professional tank, or tank top for doctors -- basically required gear at this point.
Professional Doctor...Don't Try This At Home - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99