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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for pediatric nurses running on fumes and dark humor. If you've ever tried to function on three hours of sleep after a 12-hour shift wrangling tiny humans and their concerned parents, this is your spirit animal. This design captures the beautiful delusion of thinking a pediatric nurse can actually achieve 'happy sleep' — spoiler alert: it's happening, just sideways, with one eye open, listening for monitors. Perfect for anyone who's learned to survive on coffee fumes and the collective hallucinations that come with back-to-back night shifts. File this one under pediatric nurse hoodie, night shift hooded sweatshirt, sleep deprivation pullover hoodie, or hoodie for pediatric nurses -- basically required gear at this point.