Sleep With an Actuary - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)
9" × 8" / Rectangle
$14.99
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Brutally Honest Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for people who've mastered the art of pretending to be functional. Proof that lying awake at 3am counts as quality sleep—if you're really optimistic about it. This design is for everyone who's ever nodded enthusiastically in a morning meeting while running on pure spite and cold coffee. It's the unfiltered truth printed loud and yellow: you can *look* well-rested if you commit hard enough to the bit. Whether you're calling it a sleep deprivation mouse pad, exhaustion mousepad, or mouse pad for insomniacs, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Sleep With an Actuary - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)
$14.99