Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt
Heather Grey/Black / XS
$23.99
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Brutally Honest Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt for people who've mastered the art of pretending to be functional. Proof that lying awake at 3am counts as quality sleep—if you're really optimistic about it. This design is for everyone who's ever nodded enthusiastically in a morning meeting while running on pure spite and cold coffee. It's the unfiltered truth printed loud and yellow: you can *look* well-rested if you commit hard enough to the bit. File this one under sleep deprivation t-shirt, exhaustion tee, morning person myth shirt, or t-shirt for insomniacs -- basically required gear at this point.
Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt
$23.99