Sleep With an Actuary - Wall Clock

Sleep With an Actuary - Wall Clock

Black Base / Black / 10"
$38.99
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Sleep With an Actuary - Wall Clock

Sleep With an Actuary - Wall Clock

$38.99
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Hands
Size10"
Brutally Honest Wall Clock for people who've mastered the art of pretending to be functional. Proof that lying awake at 3am counts as quality sleep—if you're really optimistic about it. This design is for everyone who's ever nodded enthusiastically in a morning meeting while running on pure spite and cold coffee. It's the unfiltered truth printed loud and yellow: you can *look* well-rested if you commit hard enough to the bit. Whether you're calling it a sleep deprivation wall clock, exhaustion clock, or wall clock for insomniacs, this one's earned its spot in your cart.

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