Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for lawyers who've made questionable life choices. If you're a lawyer, this is basically your autobiography in four lines. Wake up? Happy? Sleep? With an attorney? The holy trinity of lies we tell ourselves. Perfect for anyone who's traded their circadian rhythm for case files and the vague hope that caffeine counts as a food group. Fair warning: wearing this might make people assume you're either brilliant or completely unhinged. You're probably both. File this one under attorney humor t-shirt, law school tee, legal profession shirt, or t-shirt for lawyers -- basically required gear at this point.
