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Savagely Funny Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for people who are secretly terrible at their jobs but look damn good doing it. Introducing the honest superhero origin story nobody asked for: the one where the cape is really just a heavily starched blazer and the superpowers are pure performance art. This design is for everyone pulling off the world's most convincing con — nodding seriously in meetings, saying "I have that under control" while your inbox is a dumpster fire, and somehow still getting asked to lead the next big project. Because the real superpower? Looking like you know what you're doing when you absolutely, categorically do not. Whether you're calling it a superhero humor toddler shirt, imposter syndrome toddler tee, fake it till you make it kids shirt, or toddler shirt for fake heroes, this one's earned its spot in your cart.