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Savagely Funny Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for people who are secretly terrible at their jobs but look damn good doing it. Introducing the honest superhero origin story nobody asked for: the one where the cape is really just a heavily starched blazer and the superpowers are pure performance art. This design is for everyone pulling off the world's most convincing con — nodding seriously in meetings, saying "I have that under control" while your inbox is a dumpster fire, and somehow still getting asked to lead the next big project. Because the real superpower? Looking like you know what you're doing when you absolutely, categorically do not. File this one under superhero humor long sleeve shirt, imposter syndrome long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for fake heroes -- basically required gear at this point.