{"product_id":"team-assistant-principal-mouse-pad-rectangle","title":"Team Assistant Principal - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)","description":"Retro Varsity Swagger Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for assistant principals who run the show. Straight-up vintage baseball card energy meets administrative power move: 'Team Assistant Principal' in that classic red-and-white script that screams 1970s minor league greatness. Because let's be real—assistant principals are out here doing half the principal's job while getting a quarter of the credit, and they deserve to wear it like a badge of honor. This design is equal parts retro kitsch and genuine respect for the folks who actually keep schools running while handling parent complaints, student drama, and the eternal search for a working copy machine. Whether you're calling it a assistant principal mouse pad, school leadership mousepad, or mouse pad for assistant principals, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":56116773388593,"sku":"14387353215452691138","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/team-assistant-principal-mouse-pad-rectangle","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}