{"product_id":"trust-me-im-a-bailiff-infant-fine-jersey-bodysuit","title":"Trust Me .. I'm a Bailiff - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit","description":"Hilariously Deadpan Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for bailiffs and courtroom professionals with a sense of dark humor. A refreshingly honest pep talk from someone whose job literally depends on people NOT trusting them. This design captures the beautiful irony of a bailiff's existence: you're the person who physically enforces court orders, carries the authority, and keeps the peace—but good luck getting anyone in that room to actually believe you're on their side. It's the kind of dark, workplace humor that only makes sense if you've stood in the back of a courtroom watching humanity at its most litigious. Perfect for the professional who can laugh at the absurdity of trying to build credibility while everyone assumes you're there to ruin their day. Yes, it's a bailiff baby bodysuit, courtroom humor infant bodysuit, legal system onesie, or baby bodysuit for bailiffs -- and yes, you need it.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56511223169329,"sku":"22772009138736891706","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56511223202097,"sku":"16161190100724602147","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56511223234865,"sku":"33373959523597734360","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56511223267633,"sku":"10002297434470186979","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 6M","offer_id":56511223300401,"sku":"19139613662250211062","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 6M","offer_id":56511223333169,"sku":"21040082570672653950","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 6M","offer_id":56511223365937,"sku":"16530793287036376808","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6M","offer_id":56511223398705,"sku":"27899567373075461716","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 12M","offer_id":56511223431473,"sku":"14417403096657088902","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 12M","offer_id":56511223464241,"sku":"19939484732240728739","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 12M","offer_id":56511223497009,"sku":"17589210350760262492","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12M","offer_id":56511223529777,"sku":"30666143739978281751","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 18M","offer_id":56511223562545,"sku":"18730560076307992634","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 18M","offer_id":56511223595313,"sku":"12858959740939944570","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 18M","offer_id":56511223628081,"sku":"16361198690891984148","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18M","offer_id":56511223660849,"sku":"16180851021439159271","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 24M","offer_id":56511223693617,"sku":"43482375664056703240","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 24M","offer_id":56511223726385,"sku":"33049573181924139470","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 24M","offer_id":56511223759153,"sku":"19280402224359720360","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 24M","offer_id":56511223791921,"sku":"14759738704074078993","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/2438171825487601218_2048.jpg?v=1790596795","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/trust-me-im-a-bailiff-infant-fine-jersey-bodysuit","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}