{"product_id":"two-thumbs-assistant-principal-square-stickers","title":"Two Thumbs .. Assistant Principal - Square Stickers","description":"Aggressively Honest Square Stickers assistant principals who've accepted their quirky life choices. Nothing says 'I've made peace with my career choices' quite like a design that asks WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND LOVES BEING AN ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL? (Spoiler: it's you, you beautiful weirdo.) This is the kind of self-aware, slightly unhinged energy that only someone actually living the AP life can appreciate—because let's be honest, you'd have to be a special kind of optimist to genuinely love herding cats in a blazer all day. Rock this on a mug, tee, or hoodie and let everyone know you're either completely zen about the job or running on pure caffeine and spite. Either way, it's a vibe. File this one under assistant principal sticker, school administration stickers, or sticker for assistant principals -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":56116752613681,"sku":"29869226233903584476","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":56116752646449,"sku":"54820388359871387999","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":56116752679217,"sku":"19298615610419867172","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":56116752711985,"sku":"22530552604745130601","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/two-thumbs-assistant-principal-square-stickers","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}