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Sunshine Sass Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for people who'd rather sleep than adult. Because every bailiff knows the real crime is forcing humans to wake up before the sun does. This design celebrates the noble pursuit of extra sleep with the kind of aggressive optimism that only hits at 6 AM when your alarm goes off. Bright, unapologetic, and absolutely unhinged about the bailiff grind — perfect for anyone who treats their bed like it's a crime scene they refuse to leave. Whether you're calling it a sleep humor sweatshirt, morning person humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for sleepy people, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Wake Up Happy ... Sleep With a Bailiff - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99