Gloriously Extra Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for lawyers who actually won their case. Because subtlety is for losing attorneys. This design screams what every lawyer thinks but can never quite say out loud: that they're basically the world's greatest living genius, blue ribbon and all. It's the kind of unhinged self-affirmation that only makes sense when you've just demolished opposing counsel in court—or, you know, before your first coffee on a Monday. Perfect for attorneys who've earned the right to wear their ego with a smile. File this one under attorney t-shirt, legal tee, law shirt, or t-shirt for lawyers -- basically required gear at this point.