You Can't Scare Me...Actuary - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

You Can't Scare Me...Actuary - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

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$21.99
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You Can't Scare Me...Actuary - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

You Can't Scare Me...Actuary - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

$21.99
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Brutally Honest Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for actuaries with a sense of humor about their reputation. A bold, in-your-face declaration that cuts straight to the truth: you can't scare an actuary because you're up against someone whose idea of a wild weekend involves spreadsheets and actuarial tables. Red text screams the dare while plain black lettering drives home the punchline—because subtlety is for people who don't calculate life expectancy for fun. If your idea of living dangerously is deviating from the standard mortality curve, this design was basically written for you. File this one under actuary t-shirt, actuarial humor tee, numbers humor shirt, or t-shirt for actuaries -- basically required gear at this point.

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