{"product_id":"you-cant-scare-me-attorney-unisex-ultra-cotton-long-sleeve-tee","title":"You Can't Scare Me...Attorney - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee","description":"Unapologetically Bold Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for attorneys who aren't afraid to roast themselves. Because nothing says 'trust me with your case' like openly admitting you're terrifying. This design cuts through the stuffy legal profession with a dose of hard-won confidence—the kind that only comes after surviving discovery, opposing counsel, and billable hours that'll make your head spin. Perfect for lawyers who've earned the right to be cocky about it. File this one under lawyer humor long sleeve shirt, attorney jokes long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for lawyers -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":56071143719217,"sku":"24805779614858729320","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":56071143751985,"sku":"18685087473183250296","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56071143784753,"sku":"27927752341253141643","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56071143817521,"sku":"76889649849902625172","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071143850289,"sku":"81348715604064736889","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":56071143883057,"sku":"67129607637961364028","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":56071143915825,"sku":"31760960551140114088","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56071143948593,"sku":"14821136044003930291","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56071143981361,"sku":"72932061454987116495","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071144014129,"sku":"13828617530111210734","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":56071144046897,"sku":"29142903776134314506","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144079665,"sku":"24922184195357289084","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56071144112433,"sku":"21187316154854566730","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56071144145201,"sku":"18255477975565687735","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071144177969,"sku":"32149721579808188146","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":56071144210737,"sku":"13669323082581402940","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144243505,"sku":"12562013386651385024","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56071144276273,"sku":"13669975201345454141","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56071144309041,"sku":"23069892480070589823","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071144341809,"sku":"13150079843958518712","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":56071144374577,"sku":"18220189154540845771","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144407345,"sku":"16932846948141716887","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":56071144440113,"sku":"12582709126297366742","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":56071144472881,"sku":"28290465547983877296","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071144505649,"sku":"25279075532234879726","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":56071144538417,"sku":"24509687147408009825","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144571185,"sku":"15013951353611144355","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56071144603953,"sku":"30944527305038061568","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":56071144636721,"sku":"26941012161680238740","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":56071144669489,"sku":"15528280380600192527","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":56071144702257,"sku":"33119959528739594414","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144735025,"sku":"21829468513995979528","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":56071144767793,"sku":"22650736236118701357","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":56071144800561,"sku":"32876133803711684518","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":56071144833329,"sku":"21485854430562689971","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56071144866097,"sku":"15107040894645408696","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":56071144898865,"sku":"10261154986969790662","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":56071144931633,"sku":"21961127858434156451","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/746999485290741288_2048.jpg?v=1788331806","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/you-cant-scare-me-attorney-unisex-ultra-cotton-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}