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Hilariously Self-Aware Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for biologists who've accepted their fate. Because let's be honest: if you're a biologist, you didn't get into this field for the money or the glamorous social life—you got into it because you're genuinely fascinated by the natural world, and also because drinking helps you forget about grant rejections. This design perfectly captures the soul of someone who's chosen a life of microscopes, petri dishes, and explaining to relatives why their job is actually interesting. If this speaks to you, congratulations—you're in the right career, just maybe not the right tax bracket. File this one under biologist humor hoodie, lab life hooded sweatshirt, science nerd pullover hoodie, or hoodie for biologists -- basically required gear at this point.