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Delightfully Unhinged Kids Softstyle Tee for chemists who self-medicate with caffeine. For the chemist who's pretty sure their bloodstream is 60% coffee and 40% pure spite. This design cuts straight to the heart of why scientists drink—because equations don't solve themselves and nothing says "I understand molecular bonds" like your fourth espresso before noon. A witty reminder that if you were a compound, you'd definitely be volatile. Search it as a chemistry humor kids shirt, chemist life kids tee, lab jokes youth shirt, or kids shirt for chemists; either way, it's coming home with you.
You'd Drink Too...Chemist - Kids Softstyle Tee
$18.99