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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for chemists who self-medicate with caffeine. For the chemist who's pretty sure their bloodstream is 60% coffee and 40% pure spite. This design cuts straight to the heart of why scientists drink—because equations don't solve themselves and nothing says "I understand molecular bonds" like your fourth espresso before noon. A witty reminder that if you were a compound, you'd definitely be volatile. File this one under chemistry humor tank top, chemist life tank, or tank top for chemists -- basically required gear at this point.
You'd Drink Too...Chemist - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99