Actuaries...Smarter - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
$26.99
Delightfully Arrogant Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for actuaries who peaked in high school math and never let anyone forget it. Actuaries: basically Aquarians, but with better spreadsheets and way more attitude. This design calls out the beautiful irony of people who calculate risk for a living but somehow convinced themselves they're the smartest sign in the zodiac. Perfect for anyone who's ever dismissed astrology while simultaneously pulling up their birth chart—because the data *definitely* proves they're special. Wear it proudly; your personality is 87% statistically significant. File this one under actuaries long sleeve shirt, zodiac humor long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for actuaries -- basically required gear at this point.
