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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for anthropologists who've accepted their fate on the couch. Forget fieldwork—this design celebrates the anthropologist who's made peace with their natural habitat: the couch. A punny masterpiece that hits the sweet spot between "I paid for a degree" and "I literally cannot leave this sofa," complete with a crown because even furniture royalty deserves recognition. If you've ever chosen Netflix over excavation, this one's your spirit animal. File this one under anthropology t-shirt, sofa king tee, wordplay shirt, or t-shirt for anthropologists -- basically required gear at this point.
Anthropologists Are Sofa King Cool - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee
$21.99