Eat. Sleep. Archive - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
Heather / NB (0-3M)
$17.99
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Bluntly Honest Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for people whose sleep schedule is a beautiful disaster. Three simple words that hit harder than a 3am existential crisis: Eat. Sleep. Archive. Except let's be real—the "sleep" part is more aspirational than actual. This design is for anyone who's ever convinced themselves that seven hours of interrupted sleep counts as a full night, or that coffee is basically a food group. It's brutally honest about the human condition, with a retro video-game aesthetic that makes burnout look almost nostalgic. Yes, it's a sleep deprivation baby bodysuit, insomnia infant bodysuit, tired jokes onesie, or baby bodysuit for sleep-deprived people -- and yes, you need it.
Eat. Sleep. Archive - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99