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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for biochemists who've given up on normal sleep schedules. This is the daily mantra of anyone who's ever tried to decode proteins at 3 AM. Eat. Sleep. Biochemistry. Except—let's be honest—the sleep part is mostly theoretical. A brutally honest ode to the glorious chaos of living in a lab, where coffee is a food group and your circadian rhythm is a myth someone told you once. Perfect for the scientist who's stopped pretending they have a work-life balance and just embraced the grind. Whether you're calling it a biochemistry sweatshirt, scientist humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for biochemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Eat. Sleep. Biochemistry - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99