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Delightfully Unhinged Kids Softstyle Tee for overthinkers who've made peace with insomnia. Three words that perfectly sum up the existential loop of anyone who's ever had to make an important decision at 3 AM: eat, sleep, risk analysis—except you're definitely skipping step two. This design is for the gloriously unhinged overthinkers, productivity freaks, and data-obsessed humans who've decided sleep is just wasted anxiety-spiraling time. It's honest, it's chaotic, and it absolutely *gets it*. Search it as a eat sleep risk kids shirt, insomnia humor kids tee, dark humor youth shirt, or kids shirt for sleep-deprived professionals; either way, it's coming home with you.
Eat. Sleep. Risk Analysis - Kids Softstyle Tee
$18.99