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Confidently Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for forensic scientists who've made peace with their life choices. A forensic scientist who's stopped pretending this career choice was conventional and just leaned into the chaos. This design is for the lab nerds who've stared at evidence for so long they've developed their own special brand of dark comedy—because what else are you gonna do when your job involves solving mysteries that would terrify normal people? It's less 'CSI glamour' and more 'I analyze bodily fluids for a living and I've made peace with it.' Whether you're calling it a forensic science sweatshirt, crime scene investigation crewneck, or sweatshirt for forensic scientists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.