I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Foam Trucker Hat
One size / Black
$22.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Foam Trucker Hat for biologists who've accepted their nerdy fate. A biologist's manifesto, served with a side of unapologetic science nerd energy. I AM A BIOLOGIST, THEREFORE I DRINK — because apparently field research, lab hours, and explaining why your job matters requires some serious hydration strategy. Throw this on and watch fellow scientists nod in solidarity while everyone else slowly realizes you're not actually joking about the drinking part. Peak camp-energy meets peak lab-coat sass. Whether you're calling it a biology trucker hat, biologist life hat, science humor cap, or trucker hat for biologists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Foam Trucker Hat
$22.99