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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for cardiologists who've made peace with their caffeine addiction. A cardiologist walks into a bar with their IV drip of espresso and declares their life philosophy: "I am a cardiologist, therefore I drink." Because honestly, if you spend all day staring at hearts—literal ones, under stress tests, in cardiac caths—you've earned the right to mainline caffeine like it's a controlled substance. This design speaks directly to that sweet spot where medical expertise meets existential resignation, wrapped in a cheeky sense of humor that only someone who knows the difference between systole and your sanity can truly appreciate. Yes, it's a cardiologist baby bodysuit, cardiology humor infant bodysuit, heart doctor onesie, or baby bodysuit for cardiologists -- and yes, you need it.