I Am A Dietitian ... Not A Magician - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
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$21.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for dietitians tired of being mistaken for magicians. A bold declaration for anyone who's had to explain—for the thousandth time—that no, adjusting macros won't magically melt fat overnight. This design cuts through the nonsense with a perfectly timed punchline: you're a dietitian, not a wizard, though you basically perform miracles every day just with actual science instead of a top hat. Perfect for anyone who's sick of being asked 'can you just tell me the secret?' by people hoping for shortcuts that don't exist. File this one under dietitian tank top, nutrition humor tank, or tank top for dietitians -- basically required gear at this point.
I Am A Dietitian ... Not A Magician - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99