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Delightfully Deadpan Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for actuaries tired of being mistaken for magicians. Because apparently crunching mortality tables and calculating risk premiums is basically indistinguishable from pulling rabbits out of hats. This design is a love letter to everyone whose job involves more spreadsheets than sparkle—and who's exhausted by the blank stares when they try to explain what they actually do. Perfect for actuaries who've had to say "no, not a magician" one too many times. Yes, it's a actuary baby bodysuit, actuarial humor infant bodysuit, spreadsheet life onesie, or baby bodysuit for actuaries -- and yes, you need it.