I Am An Actuary, Therefore I Drink - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
Black / NB (0-3M)
$17.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for actuaries who've accepted their fate. I am an Actuary, therefore I drink — the ultimate power move for anyone who's spent eight hours calculating mortality rates and wrestling with Excel spreadsheets that have more tabs than a browser window of someone with decision-making paralysis. It's not a cry for help, it's basic risk assessment. If you've ever laughed (or cried) at the intersection of probability, drinking culture, and the kind of humor only someone paid to predict the unpredictable would understand, this design is your spirit animal. Yes, it's a actuary humor baby bodysuit, actuarial science infant bodysuit, math jokes onesie, or baby bodysuit for actuaries -- and yes, you need it.
I Am An Actuary, Therefore I Drink - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99