I Am An Analytical Chemist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99
Sarcastically Logical Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for analytical chemists who've accepted their caffeine dependency. An existential manifesto for lab people everywhere: a hilariously airtight logical proof that drinking is just science. If you're an analytical chemist, you've probably used some version of this argument to justify your fifth espresso before 2 PM. Witty, bold, and absolutely the vibe of anyone who spends their days pipetting solutions and their evenings explaining why their job is cooler than it sounds. Whether you're calling it a analytical chemistry sweatshirt, chemist humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for analytical chemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
