Sarcastically Self-Aware Wall Clock for lawyers who've made peace with their life choices. I Am An Attorney Therefore I Drink — the unofficial motto of everyone who passed the bar and immediately questioned that decision. This tongue-in-cheek design perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between law and libations, delivered in bold, unapologetic typography with a drink glass icon that's doing heavy lifting. Whether you're billing at midnight or drowning your courtroom sorrows, this is your spirit animal in graphic form. Whether you're calling it a lawyer wall clock, attorney humor clock, or wall clock for lawyers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.