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Hilariously Impractical Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for farmers who've given up on staying zen. A cheeky twist on everyone's favorite motivational poster—except instead of keeping calm, you're calling in backup. Perfect for the farmer who knows that 'stay zen' doesn't exist when the tractor breaks down at harvest, the weather forecast lies, or the cows decide today's the day to rebel. This is peak farm humor: ironic, relatable, and printed on stuff you'll actually want to wear (or slap on your coffee mug while muttering about feed prices). File this one under farmer hoodie, farming hooded sweatshirt, keep calm parody pullover hoodie, or hoodie for farmers -- basically required gear at this point.
Keep Calm and Call a Farmer - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$34.99