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Delightfully Irreverent Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for actuaries with a sense of humor about their existence. Because sometimes the only way to survive a career spent calculating death and taxes is to laugh about it. This cheeky twist on the classic 'Keep Calm' poster swaps the patronizing advice for something actually useful: calling an actuary. Perfect for the spreadsheet sorcerers who've made an art form of turning chaos into algorithms and somehow convinced everyone that risk assessment is a personality. File this one under actuary long sleeve shirt, keep calm parody long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for actuaries -- basically required gear at this point.
Keep Calm and Call an Actuary - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
$26.99