Miracles and Assistant Principals - Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Handle, 14oz
$21.99
Brutally Honest Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Handle, 14oz for assistant principals who've stopped pretending to believe in magic. An assistant principal's honest mission statement printed in bold, no-nonsense block letters. This design cuts through the motivational poster nonsense with a dry, hilarious admission: miracles aren't happening on your watch—you're running on caffeine, spreadsheets, and sheer spite. Perfect for the admin who's seen enough miracle-expecting parents and knows exactly what actually keeps a school running. Wear this to parent-teacher conferences and watch people get real nervous. Whether you're calling it a assistant principal mug, school administration coffee mug, education humor coffee cup, or mug for assistant principals, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
