Miracles and Assistant Principals - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
$26.99
Brutally Honest Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for assistant principals who've stopped pretending to believe in magic. An assistant principal's honest mission statement printed in bold, no-nonsense block letters. This design cuts through the motivational poster nonsense with a dry, hilarious admission: miracles aren't happening on your watch—you're running on caffeine, spreadsheets, and sheer spite. Perfect for the admin who's seen enough miracle-expecting parents and knows exactly what actually keeps a school running. Wear this to parent-teacher conferences and watch people get real nervous. File this one under assistant principal long sleeve shirt, school administration long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for assistant principals -- basically required gear at this point.
