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Unapologetically Funny Kids Softstyle Tee for engineers with a dark sense of humor. For the structural engineer, software developer, or any hard-hat-wearing problem-solver who's learned the hard way that bridges don't build themselves on good vibes alone. This design captures the beautiful paradox of engineering: we trust physics over prayer, calculations over coincidence, and yes—miracles happen, but we're the ones making them happen. Bold, honest, and just a little bit savage.