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Delightfully Sneaky Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for ninjas who want the world to know it. A ninja so committed to the bit that they're hiding in plain sight as an actuary—because nothing says "lethal warrior" like spreadsheets and risk assessment. This design celebrates the art of being dangerously competent while everyone thinks you're just really into PowerPoint. For the person who can take you out with a throwing star *and* a compelling pivot table. File this one under ninja tank top, ninja life tank, or tank top for ninjas -- basically required gear at this point.
Ninja Cleverly Disguised As An Actuary - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99