Porn Star...Air Traffic Controller - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

Porn Star...Air Traffic Controller - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

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$21.99
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Porn Star...Air Traffic Controller - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

Porn Star...Air Traffic Controller - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

$21.99
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Hilariously Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for air traffic controllers who run on caffeine and controlled chaos. Forget the official job title—this is what Air Traffic Controllers actually are: a Porn Star cleverly disguised as someone who remembers that thing called "sleep." If you've spent twelve hours orchestrating metal tubes through the sky while staying eerily calm, you've earned the right to laugh at the cosmic joke. This design is for those who know that keeping planes from becoming flying bumper cars requires the kind of performance pressure usually reserved for... well, you get it. File this one under air traffic controller t-shirt, airport humor tee, aviation shirt, or t-shirt for air traffic controllers -- basically required gear at this point.

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