Porn Star...Epidemiologist - Wall Clock
Black Base / Black / 10"
$27.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Wall Clock for epidemiologists with a sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense. A self-aware celebration of the unsung disease detectives who actually run the world (but nobody notices until something goes wrong). This design hilariously nails the reality: epidemiologists ARE the real-life superheroes of infectious disease, cleverly disguised as spreadsheet-obsessed, coffee-fueled data nerds who can explain why your entire town suddenly got sick. Perfect for anyone who's ever had to explain what an epidemiologist actually does at a dinner party—now you can just point at your shirt. Whether you're calling it a epidemiology wall clock, disease control clock, or wall clock for epidemiologists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Porn Star...Epidemiologist - Wall Clock
$27.99