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Unapologetically Cheeky Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for engineers who refuse to pretend remote work is all productivity. Bold, no-nonsense design that calls out the engineering truth nobody wants to admit: some experiments are best conducted from the couch. This high-visibility yellow-and-black warning-label style makes it clear you're a *professional* — just one who's mastered the art of making it look like you're thinking really hard about load-bearing walls when you're actually thinking about lunch. Perfect for the engineer who's done the math and determined that commute time equals wasted productivity.