Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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$23.99
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Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Sleep With an Actuary - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$23.99
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Brutally Honest Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for people who've mastered the art of pretending to be functional. Proof that lying awake at 3am counts as quality sleep—if you're really optimistic about it. This design is for everyone who's ever nodded enthusiastically in a morning meeting while running on pure spite and cold coffee. It's the unfiltered truth printed loud and yellow: you can *look* well-rested if you commit hard enough to the bit. Search it as a sleep deprivation t-shirt, exhaustion tee, morning person myth shirt, or t-shirt for insomniacs; either way, it's coming home with you.

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