Delightfully Unhinged Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for lawyers who've made questionable life choices. If you're a lawyer, this is basically your autobiography in four lines. Wake up? Happy? Sleep? With an attorney? The holy trinity of lies we tell ourselves. Perfect for anyone who's traded their circadian rhythm for case files and the vague hope that caffeine counts as a food group. Fair warning: wearing this might make people assume you're either brilliant or completely unhinged. You're probably both. Whether you're calling it a attorney humor mouse pad, law school mousepad, or mouse pad for lawyers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
